gorked

An excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! A state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!

I look like crap? What did you expect im gorked? I just ran a red light who cares Im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!

by a retired gorky February 11, 2010

Gorch Fock

An ancient sea vessel which harnesses the divine secrets of space and times. Ridden by Nazi's, this sea vessel is at the heart of the ocean.

Chad: That boat was such a Gorch Fock. I threw up all over the place and I feel like now I finally know the secrets of space and time.

Mark: Yeah, for sure.

by Chad H. Broman November 20, 2010

gorkem

money and big bunda lover.

mmmh ı need a big dick in my mouth :)

do not be a gorkem

by GOTKEM November 21, 2021

grock

a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.

She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.

by honeynutcheerios October 7, 2009

Gock

The GOCK is the male equivalent to the GUNT. Found on larger men, where the gut and cock become one unsightly area that is off putting to all!!!

"look at that fat cunt, he's got the biggest GOCK i've ever seen"

by scooper dooper April 15, 2009

Gork

To stick one's fingers up the ass crack of a person through thier pants shorts excetera causing brief discomfort, then end it with a shout " you got totally gorked"

Chris was ahead of me walking up the stairs so i fucking Gorked him"

by Skottwhirly August 27, 2008

gork

Too eat so much you feel like you are about to explode

Oh man after eating that whole damn zebra, I'm gorked.

I'm going to go gork myself.

by Name June 6, 2004