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gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
by El Jefé March 22, 2019
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Kinky Gnome

A gnome that wears fishnets and can give a solid BJ for a quarter.
Damn.. those kinky gnomes are at it again..
by TheFlunkMasterOG June 9, 2018
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code gnome

A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.
Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!
by Gnome Loomski October 31, 2018
mugGet the code gnomemug.

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
mugGet the Gnome Ridemug.

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs
damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.
by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009
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wart gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective.

See also mind-controlling nose gnome and waron.
The waron walked up behind me and then the wart gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
mugGet the wart gnomemug.

Shirt Gnome

Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.

These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.
by Julienne Roudutette May 3, 2012
mugGet the Shirt Gnomemug.

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