glombus

an annoying orange cat that fucks everything up

I'm going to kill glombus if he doesn't stop fucking up my shit

by haven December 22, 2003

glompies

n. A very tight bear-like hug given when you miss someone, care about them a lot/want to scare them or choke them to death.

use in a chatroom: *<name> runningtackleglompieshug*

by sig_Lydz June 21, 2004

GLOM!

A popular Russian band from St.Petersburg, famous for their parodies of everything, from YouTube stars to the stuck-up Russian rock. Inspired by Weird Al Yankovic, the lead singer plays an accordion.

"Did you catch the GLOM! show last night? They rocked!"

by _NB_ October 16, 2009

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage where one drops a jell-o shot into a beer and proceeds to chug the drink down, finishing the drink by slurping the jell-o shot out of the cup.

The party sucked and there were only fugly girls, so we just got trashed on a few Augustus Gloops.
The best part of an Augustus Gloop is the slithery jell-o shot at the bottom of the beer.

by BiebsKX November 13, 2010

glomps

It's a verb, meaning that you run over to someone, picks them up, hugs them carries them around and happily puts them down.

Ally sees Morgan entering the room, and runs over to glomp her.

by Sarig June 27, 2004

Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011

glom

This is a negative term for attaching oneself to a person, a relationship, or even an idea where one does not really belong. It implies sticking like chewing gum or bird poop. Something that nice people don't do to other people unless they are weird, strange or in some way detached from reality.

My brother continues to glom himself onto my

friends because he can't make any on his own.

by zuuqyn (pronounced "zoo-kin") June 8, 2016