Jeff the Giraffe 

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.

Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

Jeff the Giraffe by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism February 2, 2020

Awkward Giraffe 

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

Awkward Giraffe by HAW! March 12, 2008

The Giraffe of People 

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.

To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."

The Giraffe of People by SpacePanda December 11, 2008

dying giraffe 

When your friend gets a horrible look on their face that can only be described as a dying giraffe.

Man, wipe that dying giraffe look off your face!

dying giraffe by JackieB! March 9, 2010

Electric giraffe 

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

Electric giraffe by snorlax69 June 3, 2016

journey of the giraffe 

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.

I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.

journey of the giraffe by bxxtch January 6, 2005

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

my penis just turned into a giraffe by tallman83 November 21, 2010