gergis

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.
Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

by tineekwa April 4, 2003

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Geriatric bypass

Euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it's describing a young person.

Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.

by Jayfa September 2, 2010

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1a.) a cutey, finds men named Joe, (that play 1987 jbPlayer guitars, and possess a birthmark on inner elbow, born on a naval base and living under same roof) irresitable and loves them to death. Colorful and full of Flair Geri-Beths are rare and can be seen attached to the arm of 'above' mentioned example. Likewise - they can be noted for their hugs,kisses and luvinz to the above mentioned example.

1b.) Beware of exposure to chocolate and/or meat ( beef, steak mostly). This can cause violent reactions with serious repercusions. Removal of beef or chocolate from the eating surface of a GeriBeth may ,...wait.. no , WILL result in immediate medical attention needed for the individual 'stooopit' enough to attempt such a daring act.

1a.) ....." duuuude!, whoa.., look at that cutey Geri-Beth - too bad she is attached to that ' Joe ' over there..... just look at her, holding onto his ankle just dragging along behind him. why do they do that!?"....

1b.) ...." hey Geribeth! whats up... wow that steak looks nice, may i have a b..i.."... <---this person was rushed to the hospital before being able to finish the word 'bite'.

by GerisLoveBug February 3, 2010

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Gedison

A group of nomads who roam the Earth searching for Fountain of Youth. All the while fighting effects of their split personality disorder. Their culture begins in the 1700's where the first Gedison, Zekiel Gedison, found out information pertaining to the Fountain of Youth. Their split personailty manifested when Zekiel Gedison was born. While in his mother womb Zekiel ate his twin Jebediah inheriting Jedediah's personality along with it. The split personality is a manifestation of Jebediah trying to over take Zekiel and become owner of the host. The Gedison's are hard to find and often prefer to remain in hiding and be left alone. In the rare occasion where a Gedison is found they often pretend to know nothing of the Fountain of Youth and usually disappear after a few days of the initial confrontation. The Gedison's provide valuable insight to immortality and the sacrifices made to achieve/keep it's secret.

The Gedison's are a dying race.

by redlovely September 4, 2010

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