bumpy genatosis

A condition of having moles and skin tags in the genatile area. It’s a serious medical condition , even if your girlfriend doesn’t think so. “Misty doesn’t believe how serious my bumpy genatosis truly is”.

My bumpy genatosis is a source of scrutiny from my girlfriend over its seriousness.

by Wubba dub dub January 17, 2019

wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.

Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."

by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024