The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.

Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.

by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Geez

Legendary myth creature that is seen in Longwood, Florida. It is known for hardcore, rocking ability and beautiful, sexy structure. Unbeatable, it is known to kick anyone's ass whenever it wants. When it approaches females, it would sent off unique pheromone that makes them want to attach their body to it's reproductive body organ.

"Sorry I couldn't be there yesterday. Geez kicked my ass."
"Dude, look at Geez. He has three girls dry humping him."

by Nahhh March 6, 2008

geezy-weezy's

That's what people from New Orleans call g-nikes(air force 1's)

I just got some fresh white geezy-weezy's off the internet.

by New Orleans 3rd ward Ms. Kay April 30, 2006

geez

to have a look at
to have a go

give us a geez of that xbox

by robis May 2, 2008

capo geezy

Famous musical artist, some would say a lion amongst sheep, a king, a god. Voice of generation Z.

He’s such a Capo Geezy!

by Geezyfan32 September 14, 2023

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007