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step on a frog 

(vb) to break or pass wind; to expel air through one's anus; to chuff; to whistle through one's Y-fronts; to let Polly out of prison; to drop one; to let go.....
Aaaaaaaagh! That MINGS! Our Mark's just stepped on a frog- again!!...

Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'
step on a frog by Blueboy May 7, 2004

squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.
I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

crazy frog 

most annoyin ringtone/chart topper EVER!!!!!!!
why wont that mufa fuker just die?
crazy frog by ...delboy... June 24, 2005

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
Either extremely cute or extremely ugly. Up to you. Not to be confused with toads.
O:Awwww is that a cute frog
B: cute!?!? Ewwww
O: wdym? Look at it’s eyes
B: Ahhh! It slimy....
Frog by Ya got any grapes? May 18, 2021

quadruple hog triple dog double frog dare 

higher then a triple and double dare. if refused this dire consequences will happen
yo, i quadruple hog triple dog double frog dare you to put out a lit cigarette on that cop. if you don't you have to burn down your own house!