Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021

gekyume's foreskin

It is exactly what you think it is

Yo gekyume's foreskin is miles long

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 24, 2019

Wake Forest University

Definitely the best school in North Carolina, the Deacons consistently have one of the best basketball teams in the country, and unlike their eastern ACC rivals, actually enjoy their time in college (see Duke University). Few campuses in the country can compete with the southern beauty of Wake's tree covered greens or the attractive student body (you have to send in a picture in order to get in).

The best four years of my life were spent at Wake Forest University.

by Deacon4Life April 22, 2005

loling forever

Used when something is so funny, you just can't stop laughing. Often used along side brb to make it clear that the user may need a moment to recover before they can actively participate in the conversation again.

brb, loling forever.

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*loling forever*

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Person 1: Where's David?
Person 2: I sent him a funny video, he's too busy loling forever to reply right now.

by WorMzy April 20, 2010

foreskin

the extra flop of skin that lollops over the whole of the knob, very satisfying to twiddle

"so, what have you been doing all day?"
"ah you know, twiddling my foreskin"

by guzzly et al April 5, 2005

Foreskin Warrior

A guy who is not circumsized and has an attitude about the proceedure.

The Foreskin warriors invaded the nursery at the hospital to protest the violent proceedure

by Buttugly August 19, 2003