Grandma Meme

A sassy, cool, loving, and sweet old cougar.

My Grandma Meme is such a flirt! She is always hitting on her cute young doctors.

by Big Pun17 February 8, 2021

Trapped Grandma

A gamer who doesn't go to school

Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma

by Hatman222 March 1, 2022

Grandma-ma

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.

1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!

by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008

hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.

Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?

by vegetax6 July 22, 2009

grandma skin

the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow.

caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!

by em coop February 14, 2005

Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers January 8, 2008