football player build

Similar to the bodybuilding type build except not as big and defined as well as not having veins popping out everywhere. Smooth.

That dude doesn't have the ripped and cut type body but he still has a very bulky football player build.

by randomass April 23, 2008

Australian Rules football

The most over-rated football game in the world. Skinny weak 'men' fumbling a football around for 2 hours. No skill. No courage. No toughness. No contact, It's called 'Aussie Rules' by its southern fans. Everyone else in Australia calls it 'Pussie Rules' or 'Netball with kicking'. Give it a miss.

Watched netball? Add kicking and that is what you have. 'Aussie Rules'. Netball with kicking. A girls game.

by REAL Football fan - Rugby League February 26, 2005

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

Football game

A motive for homicide.

Homicide detective- Why did you do it?
Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Grizzly Football

Game played with grizzly can on a table usually in a work environment. The general play involves taking 2 shots and trying to get the can as close to the opponents side of the table without knocking the can over the edge. Each shot counts as 1 point and the game is played first to 6.

He's kicking ass at grizzly football.

by benji64 January 29, 2009

american football

To all thse idiots going on about pansy cunt American football players and shit, i bet uve never even played the damn game! I'm aussie and i prefer gridiron. all this shit about boneheaded non tactical game is crap its the most intense and strategic game in existense. to all those who say pads are for pussies...think about this and look this bloke up...DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD RAY LEWIS HITS?? ps. i play in australia so im not just shootin my mouth

"American football is the most intense, crazy and fun sport in existence!"

by Australian gridiron fan January 1, 2005

foosball

The best game in the world. Played mostly during school lunch time or after school hours.

Come on, musketeers, let's go play some more foosball!

by W&J September 27, 2003