Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.

Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*

by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009

Foobie

Random tufts of fuzz generally found
on a favorite article of clothing.

How did my sweater get all these foobies?

by Ana Ng November 20, 2003

foob

the image: you see what appears to be the fleshy breasts ...of oh wait, a man? wait, that isnt a chest!

THATS A BACK!

simply, fat + boobs = foobs

the fleshy breast like rolls of fat on backs and near the shoulder blades, even on the side, or stomach, depending on the number of lumps...

Mrs. Lavine wore a blue dress that showed all her foobs.

also...

that kid's foobs just rubbed past me in the hallway; they were even all sweaty and wiggly.

by bob sherman September 9, 2004

foob

an annoying blonde

that chick in the corner is such a foob

by madame mining engineer November 2, 2010

foobie

1:) a generic exclamation to address the approach of another.

2:) one who is silly or meaningless; a doofus. commonly used with friends or friendly aquaintances.

Hey, Foobie!

by Groan February 8, 2004

foob

not quite fat, but not quite a boob, a weird combonation of the two.

Put your Shirt back on, i don't want to see your foobs.

by FOOB MASTER November 9, 2004

floby

A bitchy person who doesn't care about anyone but herself. She is ugly, self obsessed and rude.

Oh my god that whore is such a floby!

by FFFFFFFFFFyeah December 29, 2013