link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009

Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia

Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night

by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018

No fingering ursel February

Girls are not aloud to finger there self the whole of February

No fingering ursel February

by February November 6, 2019

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

Rods förgöring

Rods leader ender dragon was the almightiest of the all and feared by the gron people. after many days mining diamonds enchanting and gathering netherite they fought they had a chance. the gron god gathered the mightiest and toughest warriors alvin jack sander bruno pellas ludvig l.bä. they searched for some minutes and actually found it pretty fast they all counted to three and then jumped in with all they had they attacked the dragon while pellas and jack destroyed the crystals for the dragon so it couldnt hea.l meanwhile sander and alvin shot arrows at it and L.bä ludvig and bruno attacked as soon it came down to the ground. after all the crystals were destroyed we all pushed it and attacked it all we could L.bä took some beds a ancient tactic known to be the dragons weakness they all swiped with their swords left to right meanwhile L.bä exploded beds until it sweeped away everybody with its tail .everyone made it but 2 grons were gone we didnt realise the first seconds until we saw alvhn fell of the world octnae fell of the world alvin and sander where dead forever. we were angry and pushed the dragon with our last powers we had in our powers and slashed it we saw the dragon float up slowly dying we jumped in the portal fast to not die by any other rods. we were happy but we were so tired so we couldnt celebrate we made it back to the village with 2 grons lost but rods leader dead we rested and healed up and payed respects to the grons then celebrated our win. The End

Rods förgöring is the most epic battle!

by L.bä November 12, 2020

foot fingering

When you finger a females pussy with your foot. Usually you jab your heal in, then in an left right motion move the toe area around until she cums. Do not try with pink eye.

Him: hey babe, how should I finger you?
Her: idk, how?
Him: what about I foot finger (foot fingering) you ?

Her: baby how'd you know!
Him: I'm that good.
Narrator: holy fuck he is an alpha chad lvl.100
Written by auto cocks

by Bman165 February 15, 2021