Floofywoofybear

A dog that has an excessive amount of fluffy hair and enjoys barking at people to get them to play.

I honestly thought that was a pillow on your couch but it’s your floofywoofybear!

by Seanloveshiskonaaa April 10, 2022

Floofy Tubby Nugget

Tyler Newman

Tyler Newman is a floofy Tubby Nugget

by Notanangel83 April 11, 2022

Floopy

A slur towards Jewish people made in WW2.

I hate all the floopy people here.

by leaton May 6, 2022

Floofy coo

An English cow, often one with large amounts of hair, hence the prefix of 'floof'

Look! There's a floofy coo!

by PlatiniumLlama May 7, 2022

Floofy Zone

The very soft and/or fluffy section of the underside of a dog's neck, typically with loose skin that can be very satisfying to pet.

"Wow, you seem to be in a good mood today."
"Yeah, I was just petting my dog's Floofy Zone."

by Hankandstuff July 3, 2022

Floonky Woonky

A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.

-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d

by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot

by Thirstymango September 10, 2022