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Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).
"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)
by Angel-eek January 13, 2009
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Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.
OMG that floob was awesome!
by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007
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The dog floobed up the buscuit in an instant.
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Floose

A mixture between Fluid and Loose.
I need to be more floose in my dance .
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Floose

You're such a floose
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Floobity Fla

A word made up to confuse the caucasians who caught on to the whole "izzle" thing.
I'm in the hizzy/hizzouse =

I'm in the floobity fla.
by Res December 21, 2003
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floobee

A woman's boob that is either floppy or flat.

plural: Floobees
I was grabbin' her floobee.

She took off her bra but she had floobees.
by Denny Love August 28, 2006
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