floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023

Flanting

The act of jarring your semen, and letting it age for at least a couple of months, before feeding it to your partner

Kyle and Melissa were caught flanting

by curtisvebs March 19, 2024

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

Flunting

Engaging in sexual activity or having any sexual manner with the ground of a building or outside area.

"I heard Bobby got dumped last week. The only thing he can do now is lay on his room's floor to keep flunting! What a loser.."

by Arthur LaView March 28, 2024

Fonting

Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).

Jake was to busy "fonting" in Oregon to be with us on our trip.

by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024