One Flight Stand

Having sex with somebody in an airplane bathroom.

Dude I had a one flight stand with this girl yesterday.

by issacmattmostlyissac October 17, 2007

White Flight

Where you are having sex or you are giving a girl a Facial and your Dick Lets out your cum and it flys thought the air. The sperm would be a 'White Flight'.

"Baby your White Flight Landed Right in my mouth!"

by FuckingFaggot420 August 18, 2018

Flight Attendant

Somebitch whodistracts you and all they know how to say is sir they should really STFU and move the cart if you say something rude to them you will be punished when really they are complete bullshit the airlines can even survive with out them
Flight attendant: excuse me sir
Me: Fuck off im trying to sleep
Flight attendant you will get punished for cussing on the plane
Me: hijacks plane and Flies it in to a hill

Go away Flight attendant

by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019

Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.

"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"

by NFO4Life August 28, 2012

white flight

An Asian girl with a white boyfriend is said to have white flight. This is an attempt to counter those who claim white men with Asian girlfriends have yellow fever.

Question: Is she going out with a white guy or an Asian guy? Answer: She has white flight.

by Ladiesmatt September 30, 2013

Flight Dust

Very old Flight Attendant that should have retired 20 years ago.

Dude how was you flight to Chicago? You have some hot Flight Attendants?

No, it was horrible the plane was just filled with flight dust. I felt like I was at the nursing home.

by livestrongcjm December 28, 2009

stupid-fucker flight

The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.

This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.

5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?

by YAWA March 16, 2020