jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005

Ferndale

A small victorian town just south of Eureka, it is most hated by teenagers but loved by senior citizens.

Hey, im going to ferndale wanna come?" "no, i hate that place, its full of old people and its lame.

by i like big black cocks. March 19, 2011

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.

man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.

by stevert December 11, 2008

fernley-esque

Anything executed with severe elegance and/or grace resulting in ejaculation for all witnesses

Did you see Zidane's goal??

MAN, that was fernley-esque!

by Shadi February 20, 2007