Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

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Twat flaubber

Broken rubber band

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!

by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015

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woot flau

someone who is retarded

Jonsey your a woot flau

by reidfrazer April 16, 2022

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fluggen flaffen

reference to something stupid, fucked up or idiotic. mock word for fubar,

its a fluggen flaffen u dont want it

by writer1112 October 14, 2022

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A man hangs upside down off the end of a bed. A female or sits on the top of the mans asshole and the man proceeds to shit inside the other. the partner can return the favour and queef ontop of the shit causing it to spray outward.

Last week me and Sally got freaky. The shit went everywhere I gave her a good old fashioned Australian Flaun.

by user2234565 March 10, 2026

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