Charlie Bit My Finger

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years

"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!

by CBMFD July 26, 2010

Fidgetsexual

A stupid TikTok trend that eight year olds fake mental disorders and to mock sexuality’s.

Uwu I’m fidgetsexual because I have anxiety

Normal person: shut the fuck up dumb bitch.

by damionfrida 67 April 18, 2021

Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST)

Craftily inserting a finger into a lady's vagina and sniffing it to see if the odour is acceptable for further exploration

I did the Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) on her and it was ok so I went for it

by passedthesnifftest November 6, 2007

fucked by the finger of fate

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

by Danny May 5, 2004

finger guns

That sign that you make with your fingers so that your fellow bisexual recognize you

Dude Chad just pointed his finger guns at me, not only is he a bisexual fellow just like me but he is also into me

by JJwithCakes March 23, 2020

Zombie Fegelein

Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!

Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.

Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

angry finger

Finger pain caused by too much time playing any highly addictive iPad game, named after the popular app "Angry Birds." Pain is usually, although not exclusively, located in the dominant index finger.

After 2 hours of Angry Birds, I have angry finger.

by DrRed December 31, 2010