a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

Fiddlesticks

One of over 70 playable Champions from League of Legends. Fiddlesticks's abilities are TERRIFY, which causes the target to run around uncontrollably, DRAIN, which deals magic damage per second to the target and gives it to Fiddlesticks as health, DARK WIND, which silences a target and bounces to a nearby enemy up to 10 times, and CROWSTORM, which takes a 2-second channeling duration before teleporting to target location with a swarm of damaging crows around him. Fiddlesticks is an Ability Power champion and therefore, is quite fragile if you don't build him defensively.

Agh, Fiddlesticks just killed me with his Crowstorm+Flash+Terrify+Drain+Exhaust combo!!

by league_of_legends_fanatic_1234 May 14, 2011

fiddlefuck

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddle the bean

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

by moggg April 21, 2006

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003