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C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006
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B.A.F.

You think Tosh.0 is hilarious, but it's actually B.A.F.
by Someguy50 November 11, 2012
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A.F.I.

One of the worst bands ever created. They sold out and became fags. Their music was 100x better when they were goths who lick each other on stage
some goth kid: I like AFI!
Person who likes REAl music: shoves the goth to the ground and kicks him in the gut*
by zxcv July 3, 2005
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I.A.F.

Dude 1: hey man did you see that fight at school?
Dude 2: yeah man that shit was I.A.F.
Dude 1: hell yeah it was.
by Katipwnan October 3, 2008
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J.A.F.

Aunt Cindy: Hey Lex, is that your new boyfriend?
Lex: No Aunt Cindy, he's J.A.F.
by lexiek June 20, 2012
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F.A.G.G.E.T.S

This is the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop Organization. Created by a dumbass attempting to get out of a compromising position with authority.
Dude, I didn't mean faggets, I'm talking about F.A.G.G.E.T.S, the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop!

Dude, don't be a fag.
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F*A*B

FUCK A BITCH. Originated by a large group of men in Northern California. Memebers are located both in Sacramento and in the numerous "Bay Area" cities. The real meaning of F*A*B is usually hidden by the fake meaning of "Forties & Beers" to send confusion to foolish females who find the members untrustworthy. Members of F*A*B do not trust females, do not love females, and do not do sucker shit for females. They get theres and then get out. You can distinguish real members of F*A*B from phony members by the "F" shaped sign the real members throw up whenever involved in a picture.
J - "I cant beleive that bitch actally thought I liked her"

B$ - "Yea she should have known it was F*A*B!!"

S - "Yea nigga Fuck A Bitch!!!"
by F*A*B President April 16, 2008
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