epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 22, 2007

epsilon

fifth letter of the greek alphabet. tremendously epic. Often used as an exclamation, especially with regards to mathematical accomplishments.

bruh rumor has it that the mathemagician just pulled another epsilon

ok this is epic

by doiajsifdnjknakjnds May 29, 2019

epitome of sexiness

also see mike dirnt and billie joe

mike tre and billie are all the epitome of sexiness

by ramones1234 January 18, 2005

Epitome of stupid

Nick

Guy 1: Man, that Nick is such a dumbass.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a retard.
Guy 3: Yeah, he can lick my ball sack.
other people: Yeah, what a faggot.
smart person: sounds to me like he is the Epitome of stupid

by Stfooo October 24, 2008

Epsic

a combination of the words "sick" and "epic"

"holy shit that switch cork nine was EPSIC!"

"epsic is the new steezy"

by Chris Cross Killa October 18, 2008

Epistenaut

A voyager or traveler of knowledge, understanding and learning. Aka, an academic, scholar, or other knowledge-seeking individual. Comes from the Greek episteme--meaning knowledge, and the also Greek nautes--meaning sailor. Similar (and inspired by) astronaut. (From the Greek astron--star, and nautes--sailor, (again).

A much better term for a geek or bookworm.

Appropriate for resumes and embroidered pillows.

Not to be confused with pistenaut, which means sailor of urine. Comes from... well.

"Dude, your (sic) a geek!" -Boring, average individual
"No. I'm an epistenaut." -Epistenaut

"I AM AN EPISTENAUT!!!" -Epistenaut practicing katharsis during finals week.

by Ronoth August 12, 2011

epstin

Much like its male version "epstein", an epstin as a female that is gangbanged by multiple douchebags usually wearing pink shirts, wrist bands, and any or all fraternity swag. Unlike an "epstein" these guys usually range from 19 - 23 years old.

Anna is such an epstin every time we go to a party all the frat guys bang her!

by CheeksnEars August 31, 2010