excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018

Edcel

A natural born flaming homosexual that loves to talk about dick 24/7. He is also a crotch grabber in public

That homo is such an Edcel!

by thereUgo January 22, 2019

emcee

see MC

by Eric Sermon November 9, 2002

Emelie

An emelie is a fat cock sucking banana cunt. She loves to suck cock and she's not very picky about who's cock she's sucking. She's normally quite small and blonde.

Oh fuck that girl is such an Emelie

by Fuckingcunts123 March 27, 2019

excel33t

best word ever, a description of fine IT work

moose does excel33t IT work

by most excel33t February 28, 2005

excelcia

another name for vagina, it just doesn't sound as gross

excelcia? what's that? Sounds like some sort of Greek goddess.
-That's because it is.

by Chrissy April 23, 2004

emelie

mordorian person

Ohh your soo emelie!

by Anonymous July 30, 2003