The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!
There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
by phalon May 18, 2009
Get the eBlowJob mug.A gossip magazine editor/reporter who studies(stalks) the lives of celebrities and their daily routines to find dirt about them.
Also counselor for celebrities and
Also counselor for celebrities and
Guy 1: So Michelle what do you do for living?
Girl 1: I'm a magazine editor for celebExpose
Girl 2: You mean you're a egologist?
Everyone: laughs
Girl 1: I'm a magazine editor for celebExpose
Girl 2: You mean you're a egologist?
Everyone: laughs
by K.Akiano July 23, 2010
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Emolota is a nickname for a person named Emily. Emolota's are eccentric but they will make a huge impact on your life, once you see her you will know there is no-one that is quite the same. She is also very fiesty in a charming way that will make you smile. Her jokes are not on purpose but are the funniest thing in the world. And you never forget she is some you want to bang, but never leave.
by mymotherdidntwritethisidid February 3, 2012
Get the Emolota mug.As T.I would say "I should see nothing but ebonookie when I look down there"
"Damn, I bet she has an ebonookie!"
"Damn, I bet she has an ebonookie!"
by nicknamemane October 17, 2014
Get the Ebonookie mug.An Ebola train is any type of run-down (ghetto) public transportation.
Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.
It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.
Ebola trains can be found in highly populated urban areas, including but not limited to The republic of Congo, Liberia, Nigeria, Dallas, Ft. worth, and New York.
It is rumored that Ebola trains can also be found in London, Madrid, Cleveland, and other urban centers.
by ToxicBeef October 25, 2014
Get the Ebola Train mug.A deadly virus named after the Ebola river near Africa. It have over 70% chance of killing you when you have Ebola. The virus started in Africa in 1973 when the people live there ate a fruit bat and got Ebola.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.
person: Hey you got Ebola you don't look so good.
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)
by swagMaster November 20, 2014
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