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Anal Earthquake

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.
The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.
by F John Stank June 28, 2008
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Alkaline Earth Metal

Any element of the periodic table which is in group 2.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.

They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.

They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.

The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.

x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2

2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2

Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.
Magnesium is an Alkaline Earth Metal - it, and its oxide, react with water to form a basic alkaline solution.

Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen

2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide

The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell
by Aconymous November 15, 2009
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Earth

A neato reality show from the people at FOGNL.
This thursday on Earth, The Americans and the Iraqis go in an all-out brawl!
Only on Fognl
by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003
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Flat Earther

A person who believes that the earth is flat.
by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017
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matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?
by willoughby August 14, 2005
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earthquake weather

A period of unease preceeding a large earthquake. This is not a scientific term, although heat and humidity have been said to preceed major earthquakes.

The term can also be applied to tension between friends, possibly preceeding a fight.
"What's with this heat, man?"
"Earthquake weather."
by David. April 1, 2005
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earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.
Some earth-shattering revalations
by vickyloka October 2, 2009
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