duties at hand

the means by which someone pleasures themself
i am busy with the duties at hand... please call back later.
by big phat phart October 12, 2014
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Call of Duty

ZOMG TEH R ThE BeST GAME EVARRR!
guy 1: I cannot stand shotgun noobs in call of duty. they are a nusance and a threat to civilized society. and i also believe most of them are rascist and mean. i mean if your gonna play the game play it right.I cant take three steps without a shotgun to the face

SHOTGuN N0oB: CHOPPER GUNNER BEYATCH!
by SHOTGUNNOOB November 21, 2010
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Civic duty

A slang term for beer. Frequently used in Victoria, Australia. Entered Victorian (and Australian) vernacular after the Premier of Victoria told people not to "get on the beers" and that was their "civic duty".

Synonyms: beer, piss, frothy, tin, coldy, Froth Whitlam
Example 1
Mick: cheers for the civic duty, mate
Warren: yeah nah no worries

Example 2
Dan: oi, pub at 6?
Brett: oath mate, i'm fanging for some civic duties
by whippa snippa October 29, 2020
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Call of duty

A game made by treyarch infinity ward and sledgehammer games who are great company's but it's the players that are complete BS like faggots who noobtube and the annoying little RUNTS who spawn camp with SMGs around the corners who have stupid spray bottle laughs like a window cleaner and those who use the chopper to spawn kill EVERY SINGLE TIME I liked the good old days when faggots noobtubers werent a thing
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Call of Duty

1) When you have to take sh*t.

2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".
Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET

nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you

You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!
by Boost_Junkyy November 15, 2017
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call of duty

a term used to describe smoking weed on a weekend night
then trying to play call of duty while high
Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?

JP: Worked and played some call of duty.

Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?

JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY

Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice
by Balls to the Wall March 03, 2008
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call of duty

another way of explaining you had a night of rowdy sex
Sally:
Why was there screaming coming from your room all night?

Pamela:
I was playing Call of Duty all night long

(then everything thinks you're cool)
by julioooooooooooooooo January 12, 2011
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