Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire

bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok

by samuel1234a August 12, 2021

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009