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dissentomatic

A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate

People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.

Not to be confused with hater
Sam: It's cold outside

Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!

Sam: (pulls out pistol)
by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011
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dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock
Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.
by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015
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Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.
"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"
by Dwiin June 2, 2015
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dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time
Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh
by trapo100 October 7, 2016
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Dessert Gang

A semi-cult which recently transformed into a full cult, where you talk about desserts, mainly cookies,cupcakes and brownies.Also, it uses many dessert related emotes and emojis.

Founded by Cupcake with Swagger as it's first member.
Person 1: What is the first rule of dessert gang?
Leader: Don't eat healthily, except if it's blueberries.
by Swagger3105 January 18, 2019
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Dosser mccoy

A big bitch
Quite dusty

Nice vapormax and yeezy
Moreen guy
Chode
by Adam McCoy December 10, 2019
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disservice animal

A dissservice animal is any dog that is not trained to do work or perform tasks that benefit of an individual with a disability, including a physical, sensory, psychiatric, intellectual, or other mental disability.
My dog Bella is a certified disservice animal who benefits no person with disabilities or otherwise.
by Idiotvillager March 10, 2020
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