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Cougar Droppings

Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.
Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)
by DR16 February 6, 2008
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drop jewels

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.
by Jolene February 14, 2005
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Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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Drop a Pillar on it

v - to attempt to solve a problem by repeating the solution to a previous problem despite the sweeping differences between the two problems. Implies that the solution being tried is obviously incorrect, but is being used in order to avoid having to think of new solutions.
Jason: I can't figure out how to defeat this boss.
Tom: Well, we had to push over a crumbling pillar onto the last one...
Fish: Let's drop a pillar on it!

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John: Dude, why are you spraying WD40 in your PC?
Dave: It worked on my bike.
John: Wow Dave, way to drop a pillar on it.
by dorthu September 16, 2009
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drop a fatty

An explanation you give to your buddies when you have a real growler in your guts and you're about to give birth to a huge deuce, dump, toilet trout, pinch a loaf, etc.
1st guy, Hey dude where you going? Its not break time yet.

2nd guy, Sorry man. I gotta drop a fatty.
by XXL Petey May 3, 2014
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dropping sliders

When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.
I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.
by Baron Von Wonderbunk April 4, 2017
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dropping raspberries

Taking a shit that involves a bunch of tiny round turds, aka 'goat shit.'
"After spending four days traveling and afraid to poop, I sat on the toilet for an hour dropping raspberries like it was my job.
by JTerk June 29, 2011
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