Douchebagginess

Having the qualities of a douchebag; often seen in those with an abundance of first names, the socially awkward types, and/or the class know-it-all which everyone despises.

"Zachary Micheal Paul showed extreme douchebagginess when he blurted out the answer in class and then scanned the room to make sure everyone heard him."

by Zp_db October 5, 2009

douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010

Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010