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Doritos

Only the greatest triangular shaped snack ever that tastes like cheese.
Some boi:u want sum doritos
some other boi:sure
some third boi:lets get high on doritos
all;hell yeah
mugGet the Doritosmug.

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch
Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.
by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018
mugGet the Lady Doritosmug.

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
mugGet the vertical doritomug.

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making oneโ€™s feet smell like Doritos.
Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.
by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018
mugGet the dorito genemug.

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.
Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?
mugGet the Doritomug.

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
mugGet the human doritomug.

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