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Double Dock

A sexual act where both the vagina and cervix are penetrated.

In anal sex, this can also be when both the anus and the Houston valves are penetrated.

Also referred to as double dipping.

If you don't know what the Houston valves are and are too dumb to figure it out, please consult Google.
His dick was so long he was able to double dock his shawty.

You know you have a big dick if you can Double Dock.

His dick is so big, it's a double docker.
by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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docking ships

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.
Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!
by Ephesius Balthazar February 6, 2008
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Docking

1.Docking occurs when two men (usually homosexual), with erect penises (both uncircumcised), put one penis head in the foreskin of the other man. The term docking is based on the "docking" that occurs during the space shuttle/space station "docking". Sometimes known as "dry docking". Usually this process occurs until one man "splooges". If both men "Splooge" at the same time this is referred to as "wet docking".
Donna walked in as John and Daniel were docking. Daniel and John became so excited, upon Donna entering, that wet docking soon followed.
by Rancho Cucamonga May 29, 2010
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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
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Dry Docking

Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while.
Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean.
by Jimmy Taint April 6, 2009
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Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.
Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.
by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008
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