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Freshman Disorder

When an upperclassmen (usually a sophomore) hangs out with Freshman more than his own class. He is usually looked upon socially as a Freshman or even worse than a Freshman.
Why is Dave hanging out with all those asshat 9th graders?
Oh, he has some severe Freshman Disorder. The dumbass.
by Sleet October 7, 2009
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Porter Disorder

A Disorder that Allstar Weekend fans have over the lead singer Zach Porter and there is absolutely no cure.

Symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about Zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on Facebook to "Porter", having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of Zach, writing Zach Porter all over your hands, and so many more
Person 1: Dude why do I always spaz over Zach Porter?

Person 2: You have Porter Disorder!
by ZachsBabyGirl November 21, 2011
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Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"
if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you
by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021
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diorite

A minecraft block that look like bird shit. Iskall hates it so much he burns it everyday.
OMG iskall you just burned another shulker box full of diorite!
by PotatoesNation April 10, 2018
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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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Chronic Asshole Disorder

The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.
Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".
by This is for my baby boo April 8, 2010
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dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
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