dicked down

Usually used by men in the work field to describe a woman who has too many issues, might seem menopausal and needs to be sexually satisfied. This is most often the answer according to men.

Man: That bitch has some problems. She keeps fucking up our schedule!

Other Man: Ya, that bitch needs to be dicked down.

by Mfkr June 13, 2016

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

dicked

dick head. the way it is pronounced in England

did u just look at me u fukin dicked do ya want a fukin punch

by Louis Matthew Murray October 9, 2004

dink[dinked]

when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.

skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink

dinkdinked

by deter&skiff August 15, 2007

Dirkadirk

Dirk Nowitzki's official NBA nickname and a substitute for f*ck when referring to the game.

Wow! Did you see Dirkadirk sink that three-pointer? That was dirking awesome!

by lerose525 December 11, 2011

dicked

To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.

His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.

by crpirate April 25, 2016

Dicked

Getting your vagina cummed on not in

Fat chubby girl gets her pussy Dicked on

by Young hipster January 30, 2017