I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... August 09, 2019
by nikki9er February 11, 2016
by DAVIDTHEMOTHERFUCKINGPOWEELL February 05, 2011
She’s a doge digger bro...
by SoloBenny May 06, 2021
A man who cruises the ghetto searching for busted up women on welfare, lives of their money for a few weeks, then movies on.
"Who's that MoFacka chattin' up LaFoniquaniqua?"
"Why, that's Dave. Jive muthafucka prolly followed her from the welfare office"
"Damn tin diggers ruinin' our neighborhood..."
"Why, that's Dave. Jive muthafucka prolly followed her from the welfare office"
"Damn tin diggers ruinin' our neighborhood..."
by LaFoniquaniqua Jones March 11, 2014
by kayleyblegh July 24, 2014
by macdawg6869 January 14, 2018