data slave

An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.

We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

Beholder data

Data that is created by you but stored and owned by a company. The company displays it to you but you do not have any rights to it. Typically the company says it's not used by anyone else but you and you have the rights to it but in practice the data is really hard to download or use by anything else than the company's own products.

- Hey, the data is harmless let Google have it. I mean what can they do with it?
- What if you want to use it to something else, like controlling your Samsung device?
- I can just download it, no problem, right?
- Nah man, its beholder data only.

by Grovkillen February 25, 2019

Talk Data to me

An invitation for companies to explore their business data, and embark on a data journey through analytics and visualization. A feeling of excitement and arousal is achieved when companies talk about their data, see their data, tell their data stories, and make informed decisions based on these unified monitoring data dashboards.

I love it when my bosses talk Data to me, it really gets my analytic juices flowing.

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

Data Gobbler

Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.

We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!

by Halevi March 9, 2022

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Data Center Backlash

Yeah you didn't do the dedicated nuclear power source initially so you gotta do the immersion cooling. I said that initially! Not the immersion cooling thing but the dedicated power source. I mean, what were you even thinking? I said explicitly that it would pull power from the fucking city if it didn't have it's own dedicate power source! You don't listen!

Hym "And look what's happening now. There is this huge AI data center backlash. You don't care because you're a fucking solipsist and those people aren't even real to you. If inventing the AI you're stealing isn't enough that I don't know what would be. How many problems would you have not had if you had listened to me since I've been here? All of you. How many problems would you NOT have? I mean you managed not to go out and stab a senator but really that is the bare minimum of not listening when you shouldn't. But NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SHOULD is what's happening here and the data center backlash is evidence of that. You CLEARLY cannot tell the difference. You used your own dumb brain INSTEAD OF THE AI CREATING GENIUS BRAIN YOU ARE STEALING and look what happened! We can all just choke on some fucking methane I guess. We can all just fucking DIE! THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN!"

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025