The Dale

A lovely borough in Montgomery county Pennsylvania (Lansdale for long) that is 28 miles away from North East Philadelphia. As a result of its location the Dale has a diverse spectrum of people. On the left side of the spectrum we have Philly hood rats that are really on some gang shit. On the right side of the spectrum we have rich white kids that claim to really be on some gang shit (but its painfully obvious that they actually aren't.) While a person born outside of the Dale might think that this cesspool of a community would never get along, once you take a dip into our community you’ll see that the Dales mesh of cultures doesn’t cause it to be self-destructive; but in a way it causes it to be harmonious. While we do have some hiccups in our community like random fights that seem to start for no reason, an excessive amount of people posting themselves doing drugs on snapchat, half of our population being thots (both male and female), and an increasing amount of people being fake depressed on social media for attention; I still have high hopes our current generation growing up in the Dale. All in all, no matter what your financial or ethnic background is you can always find yourself a place on the Dale spectrum and you know what they say; “if you can make it in the Dale, you can make it anywhere!”

Person #1: “Yooo check **** snapchat story, that one kid got knocked out at Parkside!”
Person #2: (shaking thier head) “Only in the Dale...”

by A Resident Of The Dale August 18, 2019

Dale Blud

Being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and not taking care of your own child

Me: Where is your kid at?
Friend: He’s with his mom as usual and I’m not paying no child support.
Me: Your such a Dale Blud

by IntrepidIsland July 23, 2025

Dale

A polish white person AKA Polish Cracker

That person’s hair looks all grey, He must be a Dale

by Favorite Nephew June 22, 2021

Dale

Dale
Spanglish; noun,-Scots born U.S. Army veteran 12B well known for his ability to dance; and acquire or procure hard to find items especially on deployment (Bosnia 96), best known in popular culture for being Miami born rapper Pitbull’s go to homie when he wants to get the party started. A chance meeting in the late 90’s resulted in Pitbull becoming Dale’s “plug”……….into everything Miama! Now that he mad famous and Dale blowin up like C-4 breachin doors, gimme da loot, and ya whores! The torch has passed and this how we gone do it Dale! Student become teacher and Dale plug in pitbull, though he still got nuff juice that Dale will drop everything when he calls.

Dale
Spanglish; verb,-when she on the jock

N. Pitbull picks up phone long press 9 cause he want the whole thing, “Tonight’s the night! And this how we gone do it, Dale!” Dale, picks up phone. “Aight, toma! Vamo!”

V. Dame la verga, dale!

by Clap-a-Fanny May 4, 2023

Daddy dale

Man that slingshots food in your mouth.
Big daddy.
Good at basketball.

Yo daddy dale hit me.
You got food daddy dale

by Jjsjsjsms January 26, 2022

2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

Dale Urie

Dale Urie is a perverded high school teacher who will ask you multiple questions that make you uncomfortable on the first day. Btw I know I spelt perverded wrong but that’s the point. Anyways the types of questions he will ask are kind of creepy like where u live and your contact info. And it’s like why do you need that if you have our parents info.

Have you heard of the Dale Urie guy, he’s really creepy.

by kermiting sudicidal combortion September 9, 2019