meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

e-curtain

Pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby

As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.

by humorogenus July 19, 2012

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 8, 2013

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow July 26, 2016

Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.

I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.

by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016

Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina

Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains

by B76B011 September 19, 2016