Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 7, 2018

cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

Cucumber Maki

When you ejaculate on someone's face

He gave her the cucumber maki

by Hubert121212 September 24, 2012

Cucumber muncher

Cucumber muncher is a lot of things she is very very concerning issue if you see this create run far far away

I’ve just saw a cucumber muncher

we have to go quickly !

by J2.0trappy March 28, 2022

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024