Crusty Logo

The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.

The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.

It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.

The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.

Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.

At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.

Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.

Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 22, 2008
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crusty cunt

an older woman who acts and dresses like a teenager
Our physical science teacher, with her hooker outfit, is such a crusty cunt!
by butchick September 11, 2004
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crusty toes

When someone has really fugly toes
"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "
by Sweatshirt0f February 23, 2016
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Crusty Mop

A cool hairstyle that is unique
You have a crusty mop!
by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha June 13, 2007
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crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs
Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls
by The three musketeers July 23, 2008
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crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper
Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.
by dufetaff September 26, 2013
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crusty boog

A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.
I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.
by Chili D September 06, 2006
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