people are crunchy

A phrase complete retards use to describe people that are smarter, brighter, superior well even ferrets are smarter, brighter, superior than them.

Man People Are Crunchy

by Frank Sack April 25, 2006

crunchy chicken wrap

Only the best lunch besides chicken bowl at south glens falls high school. The only lunch that isn't precessed or soaked in grease. People run to the cafeteria on crunchy chicken wrap day. The best way to eat it is with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and ranch. crunchy chicken wrap is only served once every 2 or 3 weeks so don't miss it! if you wait around before getting in line, you're most likely to wait all lunch period so get there fast. everyone loves crunchy chicken wrap day.

person 1: damn, that crunchy chicken wrap was so good!

person 2: holy shit, i know!

by sausage for lyfe! January 7, 2012

feelin kinda crunchy

to be caught red handed in an embarrassing moment

look at you!!! I bet you feelin kinda crunchy about that huh

by srovaj3 July 19, 2011

crunchy water

Soda

Person 1: you want some crunchy water?

Person 2: lemme get some cough syrup water (dr. Pepper)

by Spreader it truth September 13, 2018

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

by deltacircle August 2, 2010

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses

"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020

coco-crunchy-k

the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan

guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

by the bear and the fox March 18, 2010