pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

Cruncher

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

by Poppin' FRESH yo December 15, 2004

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.

"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"

by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007

Batty Cruncher

Meaning chewing on the centre of one's ass.

"YO batty cruncher, stop biting on the centre of my bumbarass"

by IamJesushearMeRoar November 19, 2009

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004

cruncher

a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007