country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.

I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!

by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011

Davey Crocket

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.

Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.

by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

Will got a crock pot

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you

Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009

chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.

Chris Crocker is a fag.

by Casey m February 29, 2008

Crochester, NY

A term used to describe Rochester, NY, and it's tundra-ass weather. There is absolutely nothing to do in Rochester, except drinking and video games. Not that that's always a bad thing, but Rochester still sucks.

"Dude, you live in Crochester?"
"Yee"
"I'm so sorry"

by Martov March 1, 2005

crochless panties

Pantys that women wear is that they don't have to pull them down to fuck.

Kathy wears crochless panties..

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009