Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

cripple

a chump who eats tuna

what a cripple

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

Cripple

Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple

Stupid stinky cripple

by Doglinction June 8, 2019

Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.

Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.

by Lexa.c February 26, 2022

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Crippling Culture

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.

"We don't have a gun problem, we have a crippling culture problem."

by Forkskin October 1, 2022