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Ass coded

Getting dress coded at school for having too big of an ass so it simply did not fit in your clothes.
Oh my gosh did you see Becky get ass coded earlier?
by 420kushnose69 January 13, 2016
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kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.
You are allowed to punt a kid comedian
by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018
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Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices
Man , they just got triple coned
by EstelleD October 4, 2018
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Color coded wrist band

Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."

"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
by Mr Special November 2, 2018
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Trump Comedy

The style of comedy that 90 percent of American comedians, talk show hosts, and late night hosts think is humorous, characterized by every other joke being about Donald Trump. It's really played out, unoriginal, and not the slightest bit funny.
I haven't been able to watch Stephen Colbert since the election. It's nothing but Trump Comedy, so I watch Adult Swim instead.
by RealMcRoy August 12, 2019
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Pure Comedic Genius

Not brendan.
"I am the definition of pure comedic genius" said Brendan, the loser
"hmm no" said Ashleigh, the person who will beat Brendan's ass in a duel
by MA DICK FELL OFF November 4, 2019
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Workout Comedian

The Workout Comedian is the kind of guy that makes jokes while your bench pressing to try and make you lose your grip on the weight. He's all too funny, but he purposefully tries to make you laugh so that you might fail your lift.
Guy 1: Dude, Tony is such a Workout Comedian.
Guy 2: I know right? He almost made me drop the bar when I was bench pressing.
by leanos97 January 15, 2020
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