Covfefe

Noun

Politically motivated revenge, especially by proxy.

Adjective

Of or pertaining to covfefe.

Verb

To achieve or pursue covfefe.

"The Cold War was largely an exchange of covfefe, with many covfefe efforts undertaken by both sides. In Today's Modern Global Society many nations covfefe themselves, through eachother."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

"We have nothing to covfefe, but covfefe itself."

"Covfefe my covfefe."

by genius00 June 14, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe is what you type when you attempt to type "coverage" but your wife, who has common sense, slaps your hand away from your phone in mid-tweet.

"Despite all the negative media covfefe"

by Lolziekween November 19, 2017

Covfefe

The stiff u wipe off your chin after meeting with Vladimir Putin.

My presidency is in shambles but on the bright side...covfefe.

by Mericada July 17, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe is a term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 in survival mode. During "Survival Mode" wave after wave of attackers are heard to yell "Covfefe" during their assault on your character. President Trump may have heard this term while his son was playing COD MW3 Survival.

"Playing COD MW3 the waves of attackers yelling "Covfefe", is as stupid as the accusation the President colluded with the Russians."

by stopfairyfascism May 22, 2018

Covfefe

The most rudimentary game known to mankind, played by banging one's face into any inanimate object

Covfefe is to checkers as checkers is to chess

by Gophersan May 30, 2017

covfefe

When someone has a Stroke mid tweet

Yeah, he had a covfefe and never really recovered.

by SydneyTom May 30, 2017

covfefe

coverage based on feelings and not facts

CNN "Trump conspired with russia because we feel like he did, even though we have yet to provide any facts."
Trump "Despite the negative press covfefe...."

by madokatan May 31, 2017