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The Cousin Eddie

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”
I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!
by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022
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cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.
by Nips711 April 7, 2009
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Cousin Joey

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.
Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.
by lolzuracat February 22, 2010
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Winer Cousins

Two or more guye that are banging the same woman
Obie trice and Eminem both fucked the same girl. they are now winer cousins
by Demi Tamwood January 30, 2010
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And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
by Therapist420 February 21, 2014
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second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm June 6, 2005
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Coursing

1. (noun) The act of sneaking onto a golf course at night with a friend or partner and having sexual intercourse. It is viewed as a daredevil stunt that requires agility and skilled strategics: the performers attempt to get onto the green, have sexual relations, and get off without getting caught by anyone. Experienced performers try to do so while completely naked.

2. (noun) Less popular, having intercourse on a golf course and leaving the fluids from the act on the grass, as a prank.

Verb: to course, to go coursing.

Also: courser, one who goes coursing.
corgie, coursing involving many participants.
PGA tour coursers, a group of professional coursers that course on the holes of the PGA tour the night after each tournament.
courser caddie, someone who keeps watch while two or more people are coursing.
driver, a male courser with a muscular physicality and a large penis.
hole-in-one, a man masturbating on the green of a golf course and shooting his fluids into the hole.
1) Austin and I have been coursing recently to spice up our relationship a bit.

2) Some friends and I are gonna have a corgie at Principal Ritter's country club, are you in?
by Sly Gandalf January 1, 2013
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