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Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.
Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.
by GreasyShart47 November 27, 2024
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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.
To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course
by Nordoc July 28, 2025
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shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
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Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.
Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.
by Illyena January 25, 2025
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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