Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.

I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.

by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

by Hats December 15, 2007

bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

by Croman February 13, 2014

party cough

Smokers cough from a young person.

The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.

by supersab August 5, 2010

Cough-drop

The item a woman uses before a date where she will suck a man's cock.

Uh-oh, somebody's been 'practicing'!

by Yindsel Cheese May 24, 2005

Test Cough

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.

Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Pogo510 November 18, 2009

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007