cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007

Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.

The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group

by Theoveranalyst October 30, 2011

Conversation Cuffs

The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.

"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."

by Kneeland March 9, 2010

conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.

I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.

by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009

conversation viagra

something you use to get boring people to talk

person 1: That movie was awesome!
person 2: ok
person 1: you need conversation viagra

by pippipcheerio December 11, 2011